I’d never trust a company prepared to run promotions by shoving them in my face, so here’s the offer I made to Nokia.

I’ll be pleased to review any unsolicited advertising Nokia send and act on it as I see fit

My charge for this is £100 per item.

Multiple sendings count as multiple items

By sending unsolicited advertising Nokia and its affiliates will be deemed to unconditionally and irrevocably accept this offer and a contract shall exist between us (offer and acceptance).

Payment is requested within 30 days of invoice.

All costs pursuing non-payment will be to Nokia’s account.

If Nokia don’t want to accept these charges, its simple: Don’t send to my number.

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Don’t you just LOVE junk mail!!